What is the funniest yo momma joke you've ever heard.?!


Question: What is the funniest yo momma joke you've ever heard!.!?
And no run-of-the-mill jokes!.
Really, really good ones!.

An example:
"Yo momma's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!"
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Answers:
Yo mama so hairy you got rug burn when you were bornWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma's so stupid, your face and brain is as stupid as her!
Yo Momma's so poor she kicked a can around and someone asked: "What are u doing!?" and she said: "Moving!.
Yo momma's so stupd she got loced in McDonald's and Starved to the death!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat she got baptized at SeaWorld!.
Yo mama's so fat when she got on a scale it said "to be continued"!.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes blind kids cry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mommas so fat that when she sits around the house she actually sits around the house!.!.!.

Your momma so fat when she goes for a swim the whales start singen "we are family"Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so fat i had to take 3 buses 2 cabs and walk a mile just to get to her good sideWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamas so ugly when we were talkin on the phone she gave me an ear infection!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you momma so ugly she broke the mirror once it (the mirror) heard she was bornWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so hairy she only speaks chubaka!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma is so ugly that you and her could be twins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo' momma is sooooo ugly that rice crispiece ont even talk to her!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mommas so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled CATCH THAT TWINKIE!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so fat, that's y double doors were invented
got that from my bro!. hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

no, yo momma's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat,, the last time she saw 90210 was on the weight scale!.

some what funny sorry not that funnY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mothers a transvestite!.!.!.!.!.bit(h!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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