Any Little Johnny Jokes Anyone?!


Question: Any Little Johnny Jokes Anyone!?
I have one!.!.!. The teacher asked little johnny when somebody goes to heaven which part goes first!? Little johnny answers " the feet!. Because last night I herd my mom with her feet in the air screaming GOD IM COMING!" LmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com


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President Clinton visited Little Johnny's class!. President Clinton asks "Does anyone know what a tragedy is!?"!. Little Suzie stands up and says, " a tragedy would be if a bus full of kids drove off a cliff"!. The President says, "That's a good answer but no, that would be a great loss, not a tragedy!. Who else!?"!. Little Timmy stands up and says," A tragedy is a nuclear meltdown!." President Clinton says, "Again, good answer but no, that would be an accident!. Anyone else!?" Little Johnny stands up and says, " A tragedy would be if Air Force One crashed with you and Mrs!. Clinton inside!." The President says, " Good, that's the right answer!. Now, why would that be a tragedy!?" Little Johnny says, " Because It wasn't an accident and certainly isn't a great loss!." LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

It was show and tell in Little Johnny's classroom!. The teacher says, "OK, Johnny, it's your turn!. What do you have to show to the class"

Little Johnny walks up to the front of the classroom, takes a piece of chalk, and draws a dot on the blackboard!. Everybody is confused, especially the teacher!.

"Johnny, Why did you just draw a dot!?"
"It's not a dot, ma'am!. It's a period!. And it's my show and tell!"
"Well, what's so important about that period!?" the teacher asks!.

"I don't know," Johnny replies!. "I just know that it's important because this morning my older sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad got really mad, and the neighbor across the street shot himself!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Johnny,what is your problem!?"

Ms!. Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils!. "Johnny,what is your problem!?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade!. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms!. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office!. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave!.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic!. "What is three times three!?" "Nine, Sir!." "How much is nine times six!?" "Fifty-four!." And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade student should know!. The principal looked at Ms!. Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough!."

Ms!. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions!?" The principal and Johnny both agreed!.

Ms!. Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of!? Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have!?" "Pockets!"

"OK,what does a dog do that a man steps into!?" "Pants!."

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid!?" "Coconut!."

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky!?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge!. "Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs!?" "Shake hands, Ma'am!."

"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK!? First one: You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do!." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me!. You fiddle with me when you're bored!. The best man always has me first!." The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense!. But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"

"I come in many sizes!. When I'm not well, I drip!. When you blow me, you feel good!." "Nose!."

"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver!." "Arrow!."

"Good, now for the last one!. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement!?" "Firetruck,Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Little Johnny told the teacher he had to use the bathroom and she told him he had to recite the alphabet first!. So he said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z!. Now can I go!?" the teacher said "Only after you tell me where the P is supposed to go!." Johnny replied "Well right now it's going down my leg" Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't know any little Johnny jokes, but i know this one!.!.!.


a little girl is sitting in sunday school when she falls asleep!. the nun asks " who died on the cross for us!?"
when the girl doesn't answer, the little bow behind her pokes her with a pencil!. she bolts up and yells "jesus!!"
the nun praises her and moves on!. so she falls back asleep!.
a little while later the nun asks who created our world!. again the girl doesn't respond so the boy pokes her again!. she bolts up and yells"GOD!"
again the nun praises her and moves on!.
right at the end of class, the nun asks "what did eve say to adam after they had their 40th child!?"
AGAIN the little girl didn't respond so the boy poked her!. she bolts up turns around and yells,"IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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