What's the funniest joke you've heard?!


Question: What's the funniest joke you've heard!?
mine is:

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter!. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules!. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day!. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel!. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis!. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error!.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral!. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack!. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends!. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor!. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in!. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!.

(P!.S!. Sure is hot down here!)

Shelly





lol it's just classicWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
omg i would be laughing so hard if that happened!. lol


this is the funniest one ive ever heard:

the 7 dwarfs take and trip to europe, and, being the 7 dwarfs, they are immediatly ushered in to see the pope!.
"grumpy, my son," the pope says, "why do you seem so down !?"
"are there any dwarf nuns in rome !?" grumpy asks!.
"no, theres not!." the pope replies!.
the other dwarfs start to giggle!.
"what about in europe !? are there any dwarf nuns there !?" grumpy tries again!.
Again, the pope replies no!.
The other dwarfs are now laughing!.
Grumpy tries again!. "Are there any nuns ANYWHERE in the world !?"
The pope replies, "no!."
The other dwarfs are now laughing so hard tears are rolling down their faces and they are lying on the floor!.
The pope asks why they are laughing, and they say:

"GRUMPY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
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Funny but a bit respectlessness to her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


lol lol lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaaa

poor lady!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LoL, it was a good laugh!. (:Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!! Woah!. That was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kk i get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your joke is very funny!. Here are some for you!.

Bottle of wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one!. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt!. God works in mysterious ways!.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers!. The woman says, 'So, you're a man!. That's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt!. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'!.

Flattered, the man replies , 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!' But you're still at fault!.!.!.women shouldn't be allowed to drive!.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle!. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break!. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!.'

She hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman!. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man!.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any!?'

The woman replies, 'No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!.!.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bi*ches!. Don't mess with them!
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab!. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did!.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out!.

She was annoyed by his behavior!.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand!?'
Not one hand went up!. so she took them home and ate them herself!.

Men never learn!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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