Anyone read the letter from Grandma?!
Question: Anyone read the letter from Grandma!?
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car!.
She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker!.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting!. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed!.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed!.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his
window and screamed, ' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach!.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant!. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something!. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back!. My grandson burst out laughing!.!. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed!. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection!.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared!.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma Www@Enter-QA@Com
She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker!.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting!. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed!.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed!.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his
window and screamed, ' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach!.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant!. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something!. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back!. My grandson burst out laughing!.!. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed!. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection!.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared!.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Dear Grandma,
I am happy you were enjoying this experience!. All I can say is, don't say "Good luck," to your priest!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am happy you were enjoying this experience!. All I can say is, don't say "Good luck," to your priest!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.K!. entertaining!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. Very funny LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!!!!!!LLLLLMAO!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah!!! That's God Damn Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Might just get one of those stickers myself, and a big Hawaiian good luck sign to you!
V GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
V GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not quite as good as your last one!. But still good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cluelessWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Praise the Lord!! This is hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol i've heard that one but it still cracks me up
Did you know that tennis players have fuzzy balls!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you know that tennis players have fuzzy balls!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is hilarious!! i can relate to this lol
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.!.
Omg that was funny but it's kinda sweet too because of her innocence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg that was funny but it's kinda sweet too because of her innocence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that was really funny and a proper belly laugh!. Thanks for sharing with us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wAY TO GO gRAND mA!.!.!.tHATS mY gRAnD motHer!!!
HAHAHHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that was soo funny!
I wonder what her granddaughter's response will be!.!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wonder what her granddaughter's response will be!.!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com