Why DID the chicken cross the road anyways?!
Question: Why DID the chicken cross the road anyways!?
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Answers:
they were high on marijuana and they had the munchies and they just couldn't resist the KFC on the other side of the road!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?" is one of the oldest and most famous joke riddles still in use in the English language!. The most common answer to this riddle is "To get to the other side!." When asked at the end of a series of other riddles, whose answers are clever, obscure, and tricky, this answer's obviousness and straight-forwardness becomes part of the humor!. Some psychologists believe the riddle's humor comes from the fact that its answer is expected to be funny, but is not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was running from:
- the sadistic vampire james
- Bella's horrible acting in the hospital scene
- the massive amount of homework that comes with high school
- ipod gone bad
- Hillary clinton and her new face lift
- Obama! (jk)
- Biology test
- Emmett with a butcher knife
- butcher knife in general
- eirugqwerlrlrlrlrlrlfguewfhweufh
I need to get off and go to bed haha
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- the sadistic vampire james
- Bella's horrible acting in the hospital scene
- the massive amount of homework that comes with high school
- ipod gone bad
- Hillary clinton and her new face lift
- Obama! (jk)
- Biology test
- Emmett with a butcher knife
- butcher knife in general
- eirugqwerlrlrlrlrlrlfguewfhweufh
I need to get off and go to bed haha
~~AliceWww@Enter-QA@Com
well on the side hes on( lets call it side A) is incredibly poor and the economy is terrible but on side B everybody has a job nobody has drugs so it is much more safe!.
so heres the chicken saying hhhmmm i want a nice life so i want to go to side B lets go walk walk walk walk walk SSPPLLAATT
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=9RArvResY!.!.!.
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so heres the chicken saying hhhmmm i want a nice life so i want to go to side B lets go walk walk walk walk walk SSPPLLAATT
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=9RArvResY!.!.!.
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to get away from the rooster!.
cause the farmer had a gun!.
he didn't mean too, it was a dui!.
he wanted to be in Mcdonald's chicken nuggets!.
He was emo!.
he heard there was free crack on the other side!.
to call the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause the farmer had a gun!.
he didn't mean too, it was a dui!.
he wanted to be in Mcdonald's chicken nuggets!.
He was emo!.
he heard there was free crack on the other side!.
to call the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he didn't realize crossing the road was like crossing the Mafia!. You just don't do it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the chicken crossed the road as it saw a worm on the other side!.
there was nothing to eat on this side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was nothing to eat on this side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To become famous!.
Edit: Seriously!. Think about it!. Everybody has heard that joke, and it isn't funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: Seriously!. Think about it!. Everybody has heard that joke, and it isn't funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was an emo and hated his life so he was trying to end it!.
He was successful!.!.!.
R!.I!.P!. Mr!. ChickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
He was successful!.!.!.
R!.I!.P!. Mr!. ChickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
To get a Chinese newspaper!.
Get it!?
Neither do I, I get a (local newspaper)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get it!?
Neither do I, I get a (local newspaper)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why DO people keep questioning the chicken's motives anyway!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he was running away from the evil lady who wanted to cook him for dinner!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
To escape this failing economyWww@Enter-QA@Com
he wanted to lose weight so the farmers dont turn him into chicken nuggets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because Colonel Sanders was chasing himWww@Enter-QA@Com
to promote gay marriagesWww@Enter-QA@Com
turduckenWww@Enter-QA@Com
he was running from his abusive fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
the chick-fil-a cow was chasing himWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because he was chasing his weed :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuz he thought he was frogger
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That was where his/her car was parked!. DUH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to KFCWww@Enter-QA@Com
bc he got a stiffy in front of the class so he ran very far away Www@Enter-QA@Com
to make the gayest joke ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he thought i'd be fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he wanted to get to the other side gosh darnit!Www@Enter-QA@Com