What is something funny to say to a telemarketer?!
Question: What is something funny to say to a telemarketer!?
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You know what I once said to a telemarketer!? (It was a real person)
"Are you paying too much for car insurance!?"
"Hey baby!.!.!.!. call here often!?"
"Excuse me!?"
"I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY"
Then I hung up!.
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"Are you paying too much for car insurance!?"
"Hey baby!.!.!.!. call here often!?"
"Excuse me!?"
"I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY"
Then I hung up!.
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when they ask how you are today you reply with "not too good actually, i've had a headache for 3 days and this splinter in my foot is digging its way deeper, my medications running out, i cant afford petrol to go to town to replace it and just blab on about all your problems!.!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
If they ask "How are you today!?" say, "I'm so glad you asked! No one cares these days and I have all these problems!. My migrauines are acting up, my back's sore, my husband left me and the hamster just died !. !. !. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
act like your a detective on a homocide investigation, like this one http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=qv3UCvxUh!.!.!. It's so funny and the guy freaks out!. Its so worth the 3 min!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I know they're a t!.m!. (from caller ID) I just pick up the phone & start talking as if I WERE A T!.M!., "Hi, I was wonderng if you'd be interested in!.!.!.!.!." (They usually just hang up)!.
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ask them 4 their phone numer and wen they say no just keep askin after a few times yell u dont like ppl callin u do u!? then hang up
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Umm when people call and ask for someone I live with, I tell them that I haven't got them out of the trunk of the car yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Scream!.
Scream!.
And scream some more!.
Maybe even throw in a few " Oh God, help me!" Type phrases!. Always works well with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Scream!.
And scream some more!.
Maybe even throw in a few " Oh God, help me!" Type phrases!. Always works well with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you should repeat everything they say they would probably get so mad they hang up on youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Talk about your problems!. Get a gun and shoot it in the backyard have your family scream, NO (your name) PLEASE DONT SHOOT US! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
you should call a chinese food restraunt and hook them up together!. lol its funny to listen too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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