Joke! Do you use face cream or Stella Beer ?!
Question: Joke! Do you use face cream or Stella Beer !?
Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing!?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back!. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping!.!.!.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley!.
'What do you think you're doing!?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream!. It makes me look beautiful,' she says!.
The man replies!.!.!. so does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the fo*king price!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'What do you think you're doing!?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back!. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping!.!.!.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley!.
'What do you think you're doing!?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream!. It makes me look beautiful,' she says!.
The man replies!.!.!. so does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the fo*king price!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha, a good way to start the day,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah figetyfingers, thanks so much for the laugh, i heard it on the radio and was in a ball, cool to hear it again!. Thanks Hun x x Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everything is beautiful after 24 cans of Stella Fidgety!.
Which Tesco do you shop in!?!? Am I missing something here!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Which Tesco do you shop in!?!? Am I missing something here!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.!.!.!.!.!.!.nice one babe!.!.!.!.!.!.pmslWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. Good joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, that's funny !.!.!.A Mann's sense of humour!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!. :)) Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best joke on here this week, I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My sides are splitting!.!.!.
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good one ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I might just try that in Tesco next week!.!.!.
Then run away very fast !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then run away very fast !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!
I love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We like this one, well done :)Www@Enter-QA@Com