JOKES HELP ME I NEED JOKES! THERE FOR A SLEEPOVER IN 30MIN HELP!!!!!!!?!
Question: JOKES HELP ME I NEED JOKES! THERE FOR A SLEEPOVER IN 30MIN HELP!!!!!!!!?
they have to be provoked or provocative!. but no curse words!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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A man had been traveling in the desert on his donkey for days!. He had food and water, so he wasn't hungry or thristy, but after a while he got pretty horny!. So, he got off the donkey, unzipped his pants and stood behind the donkey!. Well, the first time he tried to thrust in, the donkey moved away!. He tried again and the donkey did the same thing!. He was getting very frustrated!.
All of a sudden, this women with huge breasts, small waist and round butt walked over to him, swaying her hips!. She was definitely the most sexy woman he'd ever seen!.
"Hey sexy, if you let me have a sip of your water I'll give you anything else in return," She said!. He gave her a drink and replied, "Now will you please hold this donkey still for me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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A man had been traveling in the desert on his donkey for days!. He had food and water, so he wasn't hungry or thristy, but after a while he got pretty horny!. So, he got off the donkey, unzipped his pants and stood behind the donkey!. Well, the first time he tried to thrust in, the donkey moved away!. He tried again and the donkey did the same thing!. He was getting very frustrated!.
All of a sudden, this women with huge breasts, small waist and round butt walked over to him, swaying her hips!. She was definitely the most sexy woman he'd ever seen!.
"Hey sexy, if you let me have a sip of your water I'll give you anything else in return," She said!. He gave her a drink and replied, "Now will you please hold this donkey still for me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet!?
A!. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q!. What kind of animal do you look like on the shower!?
A!. A little Bare!
Q!. Why couldn't they play cards on the arc!?
A!. Because Noah sat on the deck!
I know they're not the best jokes in the world but I hope it helps!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q!. What kind of animal do you look like on the shower!?
A!. A little Bare!
Q!. Why couldn't they play cards on the arc!?
A!. Because Noah sat on the deck!
I know they're not the best jokes in the world but I hope it helps!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com