DO YOU WANT 10 POINTS?!?!?!?!?!?!


Question: DO YOU WANT 10 POINTS!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?
Ok tell me an extremely funny joke or story and the 10 points is awarded to you tomorrow!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I have a really funny story

One day a lonely depressed girl asked a question on Yahoo Answers!.!.!.k here's the kicker!.!.!.her question was "Ok tell me an extremely funny joke or story and the 10 points is awarded to you tomorrow!!!!"

HAAHAHAA wasn't that joke funny what a loser huh!?!!?!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion!. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,!.!.!.!. "Rest in Peace!."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain!.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,!.!.!. 'Congratulations on your new location!'
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A man and a woman
who had never met before,but who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train!.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower!.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket!?I'm awfully cold!.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,!.!.!.!.!.!.let's pretend that we're married!.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed!.
'Good,' she replied!. 'Get your own ******* blanket!.'
After a moment of silence, !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he farted!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Superman was flying through the air one day when he spotted Wonder Woman sun-bathing on the beach!. Then, Superman thought, "You know, maybe I could fly down there and fu(k Wonder Woman really quickly without her knowing, because I am faster than a speeding bullet!." So as soon as Wonder Woman turned on her stomach, he swooped down, did his thing, and flew off!. Wonder Woman felt only a sudden breeze that hit her, than she said "What was that" and Invisible Man, who was next to her, said "I don't know, but my a$$ is killing me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was nearly Christmas and Judge Judy was in a happy mood!. She asked the defendant, "What are you being prosecuted for!?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping too early," replied the defendant!.

"That's not a crime," replied Judge Judy!.

"How early were you doing you Christmas shopping!?"

"Before the store opened," replied the defendant!!

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2 women on their way back from a night out,stop in a graveyard for a pee, one wipes herself with her knickers the other uses a wreath!.The next day their hubbies are in the pub,one says "id better watch my wife ,she came home last night with no knickers on"!.the other says "that nothing mine came home with a card stuck to her ar#se saying,we'll never forget you ,from the boys at the firestation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A cowboy rides into town and stops at a saloon for a drink!. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers!. When he finishes his drink, he goes outside and finds his horse has been stolen!.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling!.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss!?" he yells with surprising forcefulness!.
No one answers!.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shift restlessly!.
He has another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town!.
The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go!.!.!. what happened in Texas!?"
The cowboy looks back and says, "I had to walk home!."
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A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house!. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more - would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of!. This frustrated the woman quite a bit!.
One day the toilet stopped up!. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged!. Would you look at it!?" Her husband snarled, "What do I look like!? The tidy-bowl man!?" and sat down on the sofa!.
The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work!. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work!. Would you try to fix it for me!?" Once again, he growled, "What do I look like!? Mr!. Plumber!?"
The next day, the washing machine was on the blink!. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running!. Would you check on it!?" And again was met with a snarl, "What do I look like!? The Maytag repairman!?
Finally, she had had enough!. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer!. When her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today!." He frowned, "Well, how much is that
going to cost!?" !. "Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them!." "Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them!?" he asked!.
She smiled!. "What do I look like!? Betty Crocker!?"

2!.) Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day!. "My name is Billy!. What's yours!?" asked the first boy!. "Tommy," replied the second!. "My Daddy's an accountant!. What does your Daddy do for a living!?" asked Billy!. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer!." "Honest!?" asked Billy!. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy!.
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A man walks into a library and gets a book out on suicide!.
And the librarian said!.!.!.
"Who's gonna return it!?"


ohhh yeaaah :]


(I probably won't get the 10 points since this isn't a long joke and everyone else will have pages and pages of jokes!. *Sighs*!.!.!. Oh well!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

to a bartenders surprise Tom cruise walks into his bar!. the tender recoups and says "hey we have drink named after you!"

Tom says " you have a drink called ' the secret f@g!?' "Www@Enter-QA@Com

whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer!?
A:the prostitute can wash her crack and resell itWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok!.
ive got nothing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Once upon a time I went to the shops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

once upon a time!.!.!.the end


2pts!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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