Girls and boys,turn the light off?!
Question: Girls and boys,turn the light off!?
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light!.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit!. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights!. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device!.!.!.a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one!.
She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit!. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights!. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device!.!.!.a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one!.
She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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