My blonde friend......?!
Question: My blonde friend!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
The other day, my roommate who is blonde , arrived running!. She was jumping with happiness! I didn't know why, without asking questions, i started jumping with her!. She said:
"I got a good news"
Good' i told her "what is it!?"
She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant! I knew she's been dreaming about it for a while!. I congratulated her and told her that i was very happy for her!.
"There's more" she said
"How come!?" i said
She told me:
"Not only am i pregnant, but we are having twins!"
Surprised that she could know so early on, i asked her how she'd came to that conclusion
She told me (i know you gonna like it !.!.!.) :
-"It's easy!. I went to buy me a pregnancy test, a pack of two, and both tests were positive!!!
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"I got a good news"
Good' i told her "what is it!?"
She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant! I knew she's been dreaming about it for a while!. I congratulated her and told her that i was very happy for her!.
"There's more" she said
"How come!?" i said
She told me:
"Not only am i pregnant, but we are having twins!"
Surprised that she could know so early on, i asked her how she'd came to that conclusion
She told me (i know you gonna like it !.!.!.) :
-"It's easy!. I went to buy me a pregnancy test, a pack of two, and both tests were positive!!!
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Answers:
That is funny! hahahaha, one of the best blond jokes I have heard in a while!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! hahaha thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
omfg ive never heard that one before!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
are u serious thats really funny lol hahaha Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved it you earned a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! im a blonde but im not that bad lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! i've heard it before, but only once!. that's really funny!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i totally hate blonde jokes!.!.!.thumbs down for you!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
help! Save us from the blonds!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde!?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die!?
A: Alone!.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg!?
A: Nothing, they never met!.
Q: Why did God create blondes!?
A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge!.
Q: Why did God create brunettes!?
A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either!.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde!?
A: A Golden retriever!
Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts!?
A: Change!
Q: Why do blondes take the pill!?
A: So they know which day of the week it is!.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde!?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain!?
A: Gifted!.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together!?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common!?
A: They both have a black box!.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you!?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!.
Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory!?
A: She threw out all the W's Www@Enter-QA@Com