What type of Bird will you have for Christmas?!
Question: What type of Bird will you have for Christmas!?
This could brighten your day!.
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> A young man named John received a parrot named 'Chief ' as a gift!.
> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary!.
> Every word out of the bird'smouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
> profanity!.
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> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
> saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
> could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary!.
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> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot!.
> The parrot yelled back!. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier and even ruder!.
>
> John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him
> in the freezer!.
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed!.
>
> Then suddenly there was total quiet!. Not a peep was heard for over a
> minute!.
>
> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
> freezer!.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,
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> 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions!.
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> I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
> fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
> unforgivable behavior!. '
>
> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude!. As he was about
> to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
> behavior, the bird continued,
>
> 'May I ask what the turkey did!? '
>
>
>
> HAPPY FEASTING
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>
>
Www@Enter-QA@Com
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> A young man named John received a parrot named 'Chief ' as a gift!.
> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary!.
> Every word out of the bird'smouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
> profanity!.
>
> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
> saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
> could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary!.
>
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot!.
> The parrot yelled back!. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier and even ruder!.
>
> John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him
> in the freezer!.
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed!.
>
> Then suddenly there was total quiet!. Not a peep was heard for over a
> minute!.
>
> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
> freezer!.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,
>
> 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions!.
>
> I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
> fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
> unforgivable behavior!. '
>
> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude!. As he was about
> to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
> behavior, the bird continued,
>
> 'May I ask what the turkey did!? '
>
>
>
> HAPPY FEASTING
>
>
>
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol that'll teach him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee!!!!
Turkey, chicken, ham, beef, sausages, salmon, whatever is on the table!
I know salmon, ham, beef, sausages are not birds, but still!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Turkey, chicken, ham, beef, sausages, salmon, whatever is on the table!
I know salmon, ham, beef, sausages are not birds, but still!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol poor turkey haha funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooh what a lovely funny festive joke this is it had me howling for over half-an-hour thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, we'll be having a Turkey, liked the joke too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG thats pissa as!.
as for the first question i will be eating a budgieWww@Enter-QA@Com
as for the first question i will be eating a budgieWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha you made my day,
im a vegie so these feathered friends need not fear meWww@Enter-QA@Com
im a vegie so these feathered friends need not fear meWww@Enter-QA@Com
we will have Big Bird!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com