I need really funny clean jokes i want like 20 please.thank you:)?!
Question: I need really funny clean jokes i want like 20 please!.thank you:)!?
Answers:
Men and Women>>>>>>>>>>
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods!.>>
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap!.>>
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes!.'>>
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes!.>>
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'>>
The woman said, 'That's okay!.'>>
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world!.>>
The frog warned her, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'!.>>
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me!.'>>
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world!.>>
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world!. And he will be ten times richer than you!.'>>
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine!.'>>
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!>
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack!.'>
Moral of the story: Women are clever!. Don't mess with them!.>>
Attention female reader: This is the end of the joke for you!.
Stop here and continue feeling good!.>
Male readers: Please scroll down!.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife !.>
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!.>
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show>
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!>>Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods!.>>
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap!.>>
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes!.'>>
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes!.>>
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'>>
The woman said, 'That's okay!.'>>
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world!.>>
The frog warned her, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'!.>>
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me!.'>>
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world!.>>
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world!. And he will be ten times richer than you!.'>>
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine!.'>>
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!>
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack!.'>
Moral of the story: Women are clever!. Don't mess with them!.>>
Attention female reader: This is the end of the joke for you!.
Stop here and continue feeling good!.>
Male readers: Please scroll down!.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife !.>
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!.>
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show>
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!>>Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot!?
A parrot that, if it asks for a cracker, you'd better give the freaking cracker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A parrot that, if it asks for a cracker, you'd better give the freaking cracker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i cant top @(^!.^)@ give her the best answer hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com