Spread the Stupidity ?!


Question: Spread the Stupidity !?
Only in America !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!.
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Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!.
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Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!.
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Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!.
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Only in America!.!.!.!.!.!.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!.
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Only in America!.!.!.!.!.do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!.
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EVER WONDER !.!.!.!.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
Our skin!?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed!?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'!?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word!?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'!?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons!?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker!?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour!?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food!?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes!?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections!?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes!? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff!?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains!?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together!?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress!?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal!?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)!.!.!.in other words, send it to everyone!. We all need to smile every once in a while!.
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Answers:
very clever!.!.!.canada has a lot of the "only in america" things so it's probably just a western world thing but still!.!.so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

excellent ! certainly got a few topics for conversation , life really is a curious place eh !? and america- well that's another mystery !Www@Enter-QA@Com

An excellent compilation, and so funny and true, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

These are giving me good ideas for oxymorons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good stuff!. More! More!Www@Enter-QA@Com

actually in the only americas they do some of those things in england tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

you have far too much time on your handsWww@Enter-QA@Com

too long :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

ta made ma day gunna start a chain mail on yahoo nw hehe!. i like anoying people :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was awesome! i'll try to remember someWww@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't smile!. And I have gotten that as a chain mail before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would but you forgot a whole bunch or random stuff

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if two gooses are geese then why arn't to moose meese

if two foots are feet then why aren't two footballs feetball

okay so we've established the speed of light so!.!.!. whats the speed of dark!?

AND

Only in
America!.!.!.can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance!.
Only in America!.!.!.are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink!.
Only in America!.!.!.do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front!.
Only in
America!.!.!.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage!.

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