Make me laugh, or at least smile....?!
Question: Make me laugh, or at least smile!.!.!.!.!?
Tell me something funny :) make me laugh :D
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Answers:
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting!. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal!?"
She replied: a can of peaches!.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry!.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can!. She replied 6!.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail!."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something!. He said, " What is it!? "
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas!."
here are some yo mamma jokes
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money!.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags!. I said, "What ya doin'!?" She said, "Buying luggage!."
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus!.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O!.K!."
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She replied: a can of peaches!.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry!.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can!. She replied 6!.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail!."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something!. He said, " What is it!? "
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas!."
here are some yo mamma jokes
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money!.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags!. I said, "What ya doin'!?" She said, "Buying luggage!."
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus!.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O!.K!."
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller!. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack!.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday!." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name!. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager!.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral!. The frog says, "Sure!. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed!. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office!.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral!." She holds up the tiny pink elephant!. "I mean, what in the world is this!?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says!.!.!."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack!. Give the frog a loan!. His old man's a Rolling Stone!."
Here's a knock knock joke:
Knock, knock
Who's there!?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil!?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who!?
Nevermind, it's pointless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller!. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack!.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday!." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name!. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager!.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral!. The frog says, "Sure!. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed!. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office!.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral!." She holds up the tiny pink elephant!. "I mean, what in the world is this!?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says!.!.!."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack!. Give the frog a loan!. His old man's a Rolling Stone!."
Here's a knock knock joke:
Knock, knock
Who's there!?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil!?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who!?
Nevermind, it's pointless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake!.!.!.
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across!.!.!.
he gets big muscles and swims across!.!.!.
but almost dies 5 times!.!.!.
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across!.!.!.
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across!.!.!.
but he almost dies 3 times!.!.!.
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains!.!.!.
he turns into a woman!.!.!.
walks 4 yards!.!.!.
and crosses the bridgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across!.!.!.
he gets big muscles and swims across!.!.!.
but almost dies 5 times!.!.!.
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across!.!.!.
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across!.!.!.
but he almost dies 3 times!.!.!.
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains!.!.!.
he turns into a woman!.!.!.
walks 4 yards!.!.!.
and crosses the bridgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear the joke about the Ceiling!?
Answer: It is over your head, and so is a lot of other things!
How do you catch a unique Rabbit!?
Answer: Unique up on him
So, how do you catch a unique Snake!?
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Answer: It is over your head, and so is a lot of other things!
How do you catch a unique Rabbit!?
Answer: Unique up on him
So, how do you catch a unique Snake!?
Answer: The Tame WayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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