Get ready, get set, go, what is your "funniest" joke ?!
Question: Get ready, get set, go, what is your "funniest" joke !?
Write as your answer, the funniest joke you ever heard!. If you have to think about it, do so!.
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Paddy & Mick in a cave, Paddy turns to mick & says " Dark in 'ere innit !? " Mick replies " Dunno, I can't see "!.
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Paddy irish man paddy english man and paddy shcotish man are on a deserted island and they are starving, they come along and find a goat and they deside to devide it between the three of them:
Paddy english man: i am from liver pool so i will have the liver
Paddy shcotish man: i am from the heart of shcotland so i will have the haert
Paddy irish man: I am from balls brige but i am not hungry any more!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paddy english man: i am from liver pool so i will have the liver
Paddy shcotish man: i am from the heart of shcotland so i will have the haert
Paddy irish man: I am from balls brige but i am not hungry any more!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a South African Safari Jungle!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Tiger kills a Goat and a Hipopotamus sees it!.
Tiger asks Hippo : "Please do not to tell this to the attorney in the court, otherwise you may have to pay for it"!.
Hippo refuses by saying " I cant do this, i am destined to do it"
Tiger asks "why cant you lie to the Attorney in the court"!.!.
Hippo says "Because Hip's Dont Lie"!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tiger kills a Goat and a Hipopotamus sees it!.
Tiger asks Hippo : "Please do not to tell this to the attorney in the court, otherwise you may have to pay for it"!.
Hippo refuses by saying " I cant do this, i am destined to do it"
Tiger asks "why cant you lie to the Attorney in the court"!.!.
Hippo says "Because Hip's Dont Lie"!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about this
Bill Clinton is visiting a school!. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"!. One little boy stands up and offers that "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy!." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT!." A girl raises her hand!. "If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved!.!.!. that would be a tragedy!." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton!."That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS!."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer!. "What!?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand!. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy!."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams!. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy!?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bill Clinton is visiting a school!. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"!. One little boy stands up and offers that "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy!." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT!." A girl raises her hand!. "If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved!.!.!. that would be a tragedy!." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton!."That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS!."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer!. "What!?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand!. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy!."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams!. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy!?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two best friends, both blonde, were shopping at the mall!. After having a great time and buying really cute items, they decided they were done!. So they went back out to their car!. The blonde who was driving realized that she locked her keys in the car! Desperately trying to bust into her own car, the other blonde exclaims, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top's down!!"
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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq using commercial airlines and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1!. The season opened today!.
2!. There is no limit!.
3!. They taste just like chicken!.
4!. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus!.
5!. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt!.
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1!. The season opened today!.
2!. There is no limit!.
3!. They taste just like chicken!.
4!. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus!.
5!. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt!.
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An old man gets on a train and sees a punk rocker with his hair dyed all shades sticking up in a mohawk!.
The old bloke stares in amazement and the punk sneers at him -"Whats the matter Old Man, never been young!?"
The old bloke just smiled -"Got Drunk once!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Had sex with a parrot!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Just wondering if you were my son"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The old bloke stares in amazement and the punk sneers at him -"Whats the matter Old Man, never been young!?"
The old bloke just smiled -"Got Drunk once!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Had sex with a parrot!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Just wondering if you were my son"Www@Enter-QA@Com