Girls and boys, A moment of your time,?!
Question: Girls and boys, A moment of your time,!?
Roll up roll up!!!!
A moment of your time,
I have a new commodity
And it won't cost you a dime
It Cooks
It cleans
It vacuums
It mops
This amazing new model
Well it never stops
It does beds
It does bathrooms
It does lawns
It does gutters
And you don't have to listen
To a word that it utters
It computes and concrete's
And will service you car!.
I'm telling you, you need one,
Whoever you are!
At the click of your fingers
It will adapt and evolve!.
There is no problem this
Little number can't solve
It even does homework
And bandages knees
All with the same
Command: A firm please
It's coating impervious
Shiny and bright
Will work through the day
And be on call all night
Its the thinking mans tool box
The spanner for the job,
The deluxe model, you'll find,
Even polishes knobs!.
It dices and slices and dusts and trims
It is there to cater to all of your whims
I'st technician mechanic landscaper and more
I tell you, you won't find this one in a store
It's better than your girlfriend
Better than your wife
And you'd better believe it is sharp as a knife
Iron in one hand mouse in the other
The totally adaptable
Swiss-Arm-Mother!!!!
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A moment of your time,
I have a new commodity
And it won't cost you a dime
It Cooks
It cleans
It vacuums
It mops
This amazing new model
Well it never stops
It does beds
It does bathrooms
It does lawns
It does gutters
And you don't have to listen
To a word that it utters
It computes and concrete's
And will service you car!.
I'm telling you, you need one,
Whoever you are!
At the click of your fingers
It will adapt and evolve!.
There is no problem this
Little number can't solve
It even does homework
And bandages knees
All with the same
Command: A firm please
It's coating impervious
Shiny and bright
Will work through the day
And be on call all night
Its the thinking mans tool box
The spanner for the job,
The deluxe model, you'll find,
Even polishes knobs!.
It dices and slices and dusts and trims
It is there to cater to all of your whims
I'st technician mechanic landscaper and more
I tell you, you won't find this one in a store
It's better than your girlfriend
Better than your wife
And you'd better believe it is sharp as a knife
Iron in one hand mouse in the other
The totally adaptable
Swiss-Arm-Mother!!!!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It's you!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats good,did you just make that up!?!?!? your good at rhyming, you shouls be the next dr seuss, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like every ones mother!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it"s alright that,differant!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Worth reading all the way through to the bottom
- Very, Very Funny
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- Very, Very Funny
I loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. That sounds just like me!. I am always doing several jobs at once!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good rhyme but naffy ending there my friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one no8!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that"s wicked!.!.luv it!! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
very witty!! star for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
every boy should have one!! lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
coooooooooooooool!!! every thing a mother should be!!
always said your mams your best friend!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
always said your mams your best friend!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com