How do you rate these jokes? (some may be old, just to referesh your minds) But !

1 A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was
in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine
that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away
from the mother and gives it to the father!." So the married couple
decided that they would try this!. So the doctor hooked the machine
up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father
and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor
turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why dont you just put it
all on me cause Im not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them
"this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband
replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but
the husband didnt fell a thing so they went home happy with a
pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the
front porch!!.

2!.Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences!.
The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"
and she gave birth to twins"
"Thats funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading '
the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left
the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

3!. Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were
giving births to their babies!. The nurse comes up to the first man
and says, "Congratulations, you got twins!." The man said "How
strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins!." After awhile the nurse
comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got
triplets!." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for
the "3 musketeers!." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and
says "Congratulations, you got twins x2!." Man is happy and says,
"Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons!." All three of them are
happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place,
cursing God and banging his head on the wall!. They asked him what's
wrong and he answered, "What's wrong!? I work for 7up"!

4!.A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery
room at the time of the birth!.So he thought he'd ring up later to see
if it had come yet!.He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but
theres another one on the way"he rang again later and the nurse said
"it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another
coming"He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got
drunk!.An hour later he was really nervous!. He was dialling the hospital,
hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line!. he asked "
how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out!.!.!.!. and
the last one was a duck"
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