Who can think of the funniest answer for these jokes?!


Question: Who can think of the funniest answer for these jokes!?
This is a game my cousins and friends play sometimes if we're bored!. It's a fun game because it keeps us guessing, thinking, and laughing!.
Easy 12 points if you get the best answer! now here's the 3 jokes:

1!. Why did the chicken cross the road!?

2!. What do you get if you cross an elephant and my little brother/sister!?

3!. Why can't a moose eat potatoes!?

remember that these jokes dont have an answer to them -- you're supposed to find the funniest answerWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
1!. Why did the chicken cross the road!?--------Because she wanted to see the handsome rooster on the other side!
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2!. What do you get if you cross an elephant and my little brother/sister!?------A very disturbing looking baby!
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3!. Why can't a moose eat potatoes!?-----BECAUSE HE LIKES FRENCH FRIES!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Blonde Joke!?! okaay here it is!.!. hope its not offending or anything!. (:

There was this bar and in the bar was a magic mirror!.
If you told a lie, it would suck you in!.
One day, a brunette walked into this bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said "i think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in!.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in!.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think!.!.!." and it sucked her in!.


* this was a very common-ish joke (: Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. The question is why did the LADY cross the road!?

2!. Trouble!. Lol!

3!. Because he cant pick up forks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!.'Cause it had to take a dump

2!.One fat head achee

3!.Uhm i dunno ask a wizard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Why did the chicken cross the road!?

to get away from you

2!. What do you get if you cross an elephant and my little brother/sister!?

An elephant that just gained 2000 pounds

3!. Why can't a moose eat potatoes!?

he thinks that they are his huevos



a blonde joke!.!.!.!.!.!.


A blonde government supervisor called in a subordinate regarding his failure to complete his last task!.

Blonde: Sam, I see you only converted 4 out of the 5 books I asked you to convert to Braille!. As you know our state needs to make our publications available to everyone including the blind!.

Sam: Yes, of course!.

Blonde: So what happened with that fifth book!?

Sam: You mean the automobile driving manual!?





A blink man enters a lady's bar by mistake!. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink!. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke!?"

The place gets silent!. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that

1!. The bartender is a blonde woman!.

2!. The bouncer is a blonde woman!.

3!. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler!.

4!. I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate!.

5!. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter!.

Do you still want to tell that joke!?"

"Nah," says the man!. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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