Old ones are still good?!
Question: Old ones are still good!?
An elderly man decides to check out retirement homes in planning for his future!.
Through his friends insistence, he decides to check out a nudist retirement home!. When he arrives he is immediately escorted to a changing room and asked to disrobe!. He reluctantly does so, and is encouraged to look around to see if he likes the place!. Everyone there is so nice and helpful, that it is easy to forget that he is completely naked!. While touring the facility he decides to check out some of the rooms!. While assessing one of the suites, a lovely young maid walks in!. Her beautiful naked body starts the mans pulse to quicken, and he finds himself getting aroused!. The young maid notices the predicament and decides to have sex with the man!. Once finished the maid leaves and man cleans himself up in the bathroom!. In the bathroom the man slips and falls to the floor!. A young male intern comes in and finds the man face down on the floor, and decides to take advantage of the situation and have sex with him!.
After-wards the intern quickly leaves, and the old man slowly get to his feet and leaves as well!.
Once home, the old mans friend asked if he liked the place!.
"No" said the man to his friend!.
"Why not"!? asks the friend!.
"Because", says the man, "I get aroused about once a year!.!.!.!.but I sometimes fall down twice a day"!.
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Through his friends insistence, he decides to check out a nudist retirement home!. When he arrives he is immediately escorted to a changing room and asked to disrobe!. He reluctantly does so, and is encouraged to look around to see if he likes the place!. Everyone there is so nice and helpful, that it is easy to forget that he is completely naked!. While touring the facility he decides to check out some of the rooms!. While assessing one of the suites, a lovely young maid walks in!. Her beautiful naked body starts the mans pulse to quicken, and he finds himself getting aroused!. The young maid notices the predicament and decides to have sex with the man!. Once finished the maid leaves and man cleans himself up in the bathroom!. In the bathroom the man slips and falls to the floor!. A young male intern comes in and finds the man face down on the floor, and decides to take advantage of the situation and have sex with him!.
After-wards the intern quickly leaves, and the old man slowly get to his feet and leaves as well!.
Once home, the old mans friend asked if he liked the place!.
"No" said the man to his friend!.
"Why not"!? asks the friend!.
"Because", says the man, "I get aroused about once a year!.!.!.!.but I sometimes fall down twice a day"!.
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