***Anyone wants a superman, batman, spiderman joke***?!
Question: ***Anyone wants a superman, batman, spiderman joke***!?
It was a normal day where crime rates are low!. Superman was flying from place to place!.
Then, he saw batman!. he flew down an talked to batman!.
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Batman: sorry supe, i have to fix my bat mobile!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight until he saw spiderman!. Again, he asked spiderman;
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Spiderman: sorry supe, i have to fix my web shooter!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight untill, he saw wonder woman!. she was stark naked lying at here garden!.
so, with his super speed, superman flew down and shagged her!.
it was so fast that wonder woman was shocked!.
wonder woman: hey, what just happened!?
invisible man: i dunno but it hurts like hell !!!
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Then, he saw batman!. he flew down an talked to batman!.
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Batman: sorry supe, i have to fix my bat mobile!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight until he saw spiderman!. Again, he asked spiderman;
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Spiderman: sorry supe, i have to fix my web shooter!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight untill, he saw wonder woman!. she was stark naked lying at here garden!.
so, with his super speed, superman flew down and shagged her!.
it was so fast that wonder woman was shocked!.
wonder woman: hey, what just happened!?
invisible man: i dunno but it hurts like hell !!!
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woh!.!.!.!.!.great joke!.!.!.!.!.!.keep posting!.!.!.!.
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits!?'
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: 'Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there!?'
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: 'I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits!?'
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: 'Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there!?'
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: 'I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Genie in California
One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish!.
the man said:"I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know!. It sounds like quite an undertaking,? he said!. "Just think of the logistics!. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else!?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry!. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy"!.
The genie was silent for a minute, then said
"So how many lanes did you want on that bridge!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish!.
the man said:"I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know!. It sounds like quite an undertaking,? he said!. "Just think of the logistics!. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else!?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry!. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy"!.
The genie was silent for a minute, then said
"So how many lanes did you want on that bridge!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!. Pretty funny but I heard different versions of it!.
LOL I don't know why the spiderman and batman parts were in it!.!.!. was it to add a random effect!?!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I don't know why the spiderman and batman parts were in it!.!.!. was it to add a random effect!?!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha hilarious !. Thanks , keep them coming !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-) Made me laugh! Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com