Hello? have you started baking your xmas cake yet? here"s a recipe?? ?!
Question: Hello!? have you started baking your xmas cake yet!? here"s a recipe!?!? !?
Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe,read very carefully!.!.!.
Ingredients
1 cup water
8oz!. mixed nuts
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup butter
1 tsp!. salt
2 cups dried fruit
4 large eggs
juice of 1 lemon
1 tsp baking powder
Method
Sample the bourbon to check quality!.
Take a large bowl!.
Re-sample the bourbon to ensure it is of the highest quality!.
Pour one cup and drink!. Repeat!.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl!.
Add one tsp sugar and beat again!.
Make sure the bourbon is still okay!. Cry another tup!.
Turn on the mixerer!.
Break two eggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit!.
Mix on the turner!. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loos with a drewscriver!.
Sample the bourbon to check for tonsiscency!.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something!. Who cares!?
Check the bourbon!.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts!.
Add one table!. Spoon!. Of sugar or something!. Whatever you can find!.
Grease the oven!.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees!.
Don't forget to beat off the turnerer!.
Throw the bowl out of the window, check the bourbon again and go to bed!.
merry christmas!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Are you a relation of Keith Floyd!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I loved your recipe to disaster and will try to follow it when the time is right, is it ok to drink it out of the bottle !? as we are a bit short of drinking vessels around here, many thanks for posting this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was me last year!.!.!.!.made mince pies!.!.!.devoured a bottle of wine during!.!.!.!.fell asleep on sofa!.!.!.!.burnt pies!.
ho ho ho Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was me last year!.!.!.!.made mince pies!.!.!.devoured a bottle of wine during!.!.!.!.fell asleep on sofa!.!.!.!.burnt pies!.
ho ho ho Www@Enter-QA@Com
merry christmas!.!.burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hi,
How are you!?
Thankyou for your recipe!!!!!!
Thanks guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
How are you!?
Thankyou for your recipe!!!!!!
Thanks guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
original!love it! thanks for the fruit cake!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sou yound fissed as a partWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one Eddie, I will drink to that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank you for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont like xmas cake!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
have ya nae git one for an haggis!!! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com