Its my birthday someone cheer me up as i am stuck at college?!
Question: Its my birthday someone cheer me up as i am stuck at college!?
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hi, happy birthday to u!!!
here is a joke for u as a birthday present!.!.!. enjoy!.!.!. :D
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school!. Usually she slept through class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe!?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour!.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep!.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question!. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ***!”
… the teacher fainted!Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is a joke for u as a birthday present!.!.!. enjoy!.!.!. :D
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school!. Usually she slept through class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe!?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour!.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep!.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question!. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ***!”
… the teacher fainted!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope you have a good day! Happy birthday =)
Dave walked up to his bedroom to find his wife sound asleep!. He pecked her on the cheek and slipped under the covers!. A few hours after he went to sleep, he wakes up and looks around his room!. He sees a man at the end of his bed!.
"Who are you!?" Dave said!. "What are you doing in my bedroom!?"
"This is not your bedroom," the man said!. "I am St!. Peter!."
"What!" Dave cried!. "You mean I'm dead!? You've got to be kidding me! I have so much to live for !. !. !. I didn't say goodbye to my family !. !. !."
"You could possibly be reincarnated," St!. Peter suggested!.
"Yes, please!" Dave replied!.
"If you were to return to Earth in mortal form, you can only appear as a cow or a chicken!."
Dave pondered his choice!. The chicken farm was closer to his house than the cow farm, so he decided to be a hen!.
With a poof, Dave landed on a farm !. !. !. but in the form of a hen!. He walked around, getting used to his new legs, when all of a sudden, he feels something churning inside of him!. He squirms around for a few moments, uncomfortable!.
"Hey, pretty mama," said a male rooster, walking over to him!. "I heard you're the new hen on this farm!. Cool !. !. !."
"I've got this weird feeling inside of me," Dave said!.
"You're ovulating!. Wait a couple seconds," the hunky chicken said!.
Then, an egg plopped from his bottom onto the ground!. Dave felt great! To lay an egg was the relieving and fantastic feeling ever! Then, he laid another egg!. And another!. And, as he was about to lay the fourth, he felt something hard smack him on the head!.
Dave's eyes opened, realizing it had all been a dream!. "Dave, you idiot!" he heard his wife scream!. "You're crapping the bed!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dave walked up to his bedroom to find his wife sound asleep!. He pecked her on the cheek and slipped under the covers!. A few hours after he went to sleep, he wakes up and looks around his room!. He sees a man at the end of his bed!.
"Who are you!?" Dave said!. "What are you doing in my bedroom!?"
"This is not your bedroom," the man said!. "I am St!. Peter!."
"What!" Dave cried!. "You mean I'm dead!? You've got to be kidding me! I have so much to live for !. !. !. I didn't say goodbye to my family !. !. !."
"You could possibly be reincarnated," St!. Peter suggested!.
"Yes, please!" Dave replied!.
"If you were to return to Earth in mortal form, you can only appear as a cow or a chicken!."
Dave pondered his choice!. The chicken farm was closer to his house than the cow farm, so he decided to be a hen!.
With a poof, Dave landed on a farm !. !. !. but in the form of a hen!. He walked around, getting used to his new legs, when all of a sudden, he feels something churning inside of him!. He squirms around for a few moments, uncomfortable!.
"Hey, pretty mama," said a male rooster, walking over to him!. "I heard you're the new hen on this farm!. Cool !. !. !."
"I've got this weird feeling inside of me," Dave said!.
"You're ovulating!. Wait a couple seconds," the hunky chicken said!.
Then, an egg plopped from his bottom onto the ground!. Dave felt great! To lay an egg was the relieving and fantastic feeling ever! Then, he laid another egg!. And another!. And, as he was about to lay the fourth, he felt something hard smack him on the head!.
Dave's eyes opened, realizing it had all been a dream!. "Dave, you idiot!" he heard his wife scream!. "You're crapping the bed!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Birthday and do not worry once your day at college is over you can party, party and more party!. Have a lovely day even if it is at college!.
Couple of good jokes already here to cheer you up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Couple of good jokes already here to cheer you up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Firsty, Happy Birthday,
Secondly, A Joke (or 2) :)
Man walks into a bar!. Ouch
Two men walk into a bar!. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!.
:)
not the best but still makes me chuckle :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Secondly, A Joke (or 2) :)
Man walks into a bar!. Ouch
Two men walk into a bar!. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!.
:)
not the best but still makes me chuckle :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am 64 tomorrow!. When you have done your time, you will be
able to enjoy it a little more - unless, of course, you are still
at college at 64!.
Ippy Burpy to you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hippo Birdie 2ewes
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer Kerrie
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
oh, and a Mare Egrets MouseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer Kerrie
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
oh, and a Mare Egrets MouseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Birthday!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Birthday!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Birthday :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy birthday to you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com