What are some hilarious funniest, sense of humor jokes?!


Question: What are some hilarious funniest, sense of humor jokes!?
tell me some 47 year old jokes and then tell me kids jokes from 1-10 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
You have a PENNY, Nickle, Dime, and a Quarter!. Now Johnny's Mom has 4 kids!. There is Penny, Nicklus, Dimmie, and what is the name of the 4th one!?

Answer: Johnny

Railroad Crossing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Watch out for the CARS!. Can you spell that without any R's!?

Answer: t h a t

some kids jokes now!. Did you hear the joke about the ceiling!?

Answer: it is over your head

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope!?

Answer: skip it
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1 to 10 year joke, has already put here some weeks before, i cant remember which member put it!. But any way here is a funny joke"

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses!.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details!.
1!. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk!.
2!. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses!.
3!. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three Kisses Instead of the rent!.
4!. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.
5!. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance!.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
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A clean Divorse joke for you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce!?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property!."

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like!?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents!."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge!?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one!."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage!?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets!. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'!."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up!?"

"Yes," she responded, "most days he gets up earlier than I do!."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce!?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied!. "I never wanted a divorce!. It's husband!. He says he can't communicate with me!."


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A teddy boy said to his girlfriend
"Have you ever been pulled by the fuzz"
"No" she replied "but i`ve been swung by the **** a few times"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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