Any of these jokes funny?!
Question: Any of these jokes funny!?
What do you call a cautious Russian wasp!?
A Cagey Bee!.
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A man goes to the doctor, to find out what's wrong with his leg!.
"If you put your ear to it," he tells the doctor, "it sounds like it's asking for money!."
The Doctor listens to it through his stethoscope and hears, "Give me a tenner, give me a tenner!"
"I've seen this before!. Your leg's broke!."
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A policeman is on the beat and spots an old man, pulling a Brick on a lead!. The policeman walks over to him and realises that he must be a bit odd!.
"Nice dog you've got there!." he said!.
"It's not a dog, it's a brick!." the old man replied!.
"Oh!.!.!. Sorry!.!.!." said the Policeman, who turned and walked away, embarrassed!.
The old man looked at the brick!.
"That fooled him didn't it Rover!"
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A dog walked into a bank and asked for a loan!.
He was refused, so came back later with a china teapot!.
"I'll give you this teapot is you give me a loan!."
The bank assistant, Patty Whack, asked for his name!.
"My name is Rover!. My owner is Mick Jagger!."
Patty got her manager to deal with the dog!. She told him about his owner and the teapot!.
He replied, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!."
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Did any of these jokes make you laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Cagey Bee!.
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A man goes to the doctor, to find out what's wrong with his leg!.
"If you put your ear to it," he tells the doctor, "it sounds like it's asking for money!."
The Doctor listens to it through his stethoscope and hears, "Give me a tenner, give me a tenner!"
"I've seen this before!. Your leg's broke!."
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A policeman is on the beat and spots an old man, pulling a Brick on a lead!. The policeman walks over to him and realises that he must be a bit odd!.
"Nice dog you've got there!." he said!.
"It's not a dog, it's a brick!." the old man replied!.
"Oh!.!.!. Sorry!.!.!." said the Policeman, who turned and walked away, embarrassed!.
The old man looked at the brick!.
"That fooled him didn't it Rover!"
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A dog walked into a bank and asked for a loan!.
He was refused, so came back later with a china teapot!.
"I'll give you this teapot is you give me a loan!."
The bank assistant, Patty Whack, asked for his name!.
"My name is Rover!. My owner is Mick Jagger!."
Patty got her manager to deal with the dog!. She told him about his owner and the teapot!.
He replied, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!."
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Answers:
Did you make them up!?
Their so funny!! the 2nd 1 was just hilarious! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Their so funny!! the 2nd 1 was just hilarious! Www@Enter-QA@Com
no sorry
the funniest jokes are ones linked to real life situation
thats y i went 2 see chris rock in london her was gr8
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest jokes are ones linked to real life situation
thats y i went 2 see chris rock in london her was gr8
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was okay!.!. the second was funny!.!. the third was halarious!.!.! :) HahAha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 1st one was the best LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no not really!. 2 and 3 raised a smile but they didn't make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
get some new ones
maybe the first one a bit,
but get some new ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe the first one a bit,
but get some new ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes they all did thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first I don't get the 2nd and 3rd were funny but the fourh took to long for me to get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no actually none of them made me laugh
sorry lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
NopeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yh one of themdidWww@Enter-QA@Com
They made me groan, is that the same thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont know cant read themWww@Enter-QA@Com
the last one was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes they made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, sorry!.!.!. i quite liked the last one though :) xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
they made me laugh when I heard them first in 1999-----------but not funny now Www@Enter-QA@Com