How are these old jokes still funny or well past it ?!
Question: How are these old jokes still funny or well past it !?
The angry wife met her husband at the door!.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek!. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning!?"
"There is!." he replied, "Breakfast!."
How can you tell if your husband is dead!?
The s*x is the same but you get to use the remote!.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands!. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset!.
"You're running around with other women," she charged!.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded!. "You're the only woman on earth!." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest!. It was Eve!.
"What do you think you're doing!?" Adam demanded!.
"Counting your ribs!"
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules!.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted!. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you!. also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise!. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want!. Those are my rules," he said!. "Any comments!?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me!. But, just understand that there'll be s*x here at seven o'clock every night !.!.!. whether you're here or not!."
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind!. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed!. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber!. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely!." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband!. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face!. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey!?"
The woman gets up and enters the man's bed!. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out!. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face!. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot!."
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There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek!. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning!?"
"There is!." he replied, "Breakfast!."
How can you tell if your husband is dead!?
The s*x is the same but you get to use the remote!.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands!. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset!.
"You're running around with other women," she charged!.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded!. "You're the only woman on earth!." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest!. It was Eve!.
"What do you think you're doing!?" Adam demanded!.
"Counting your ribs!"
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules!.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted!. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you!. also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise!. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want!. Those are my rules," he said!. "Any comments!?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me!. But, just understand that there'll be s*x here at seven o'clock every night !.!.!. whether you're here or not!."
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind!. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed!. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber!. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely!." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband!. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face!. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey!?"
The woman gets up and enters the man's bed!. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out!. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face!. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot!."
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L;MAO,brilliant,here or not ,lol,Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL, the last one shows how men can be!.
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hungryforsex, i mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hungryforsex, i mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still funny
loved the last 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved the last 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. They were all great LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one chris!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love ur jokes laugh mostly every time i read themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are still funny but this one made me laugh so hard!
Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was
really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was
really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com