Is next Thursday Mothers day?!
Question: Is next Thursday Mothers day!?
Ladles &Jelly-spoons,
I come before you, to stand beside you,
To tell you something I know nothing about!
Next Thursday, which is Mothering Sunday,
There will be a meeting for Fathers only!.
Admission is free!.
Pay at the door!.
Pull up a chair & sit on the floor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I come before you, to stand beside you,
To tell you something I know nothing about!
Next Thursday, which is Mothering Sunday,
There will be a meeting for Fathers only!.
Admission is free!.
Pay at the door!.
Pull up a chair & sit on the floor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee!.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee!.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mothers day is NOT in March, the 4th Sunday of Lent is Mothering Sunday!. It's not the same thing but the US card industry cannot be bothered to print proper cardsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one but everyday is mother or mothering day!. No wonder they charged the Fathers and had them sit on the floor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!.!.!.!. Your world is as backwards as mine, I personally am very excited about Easter (only 34 days to go!!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO who the fu*k told you mothers day woz nxt thursday Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not in England - Mothers Day is in MarchWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thought it was Thanksgiving!
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that is not funny if went on a tv show and said that you would stink up the show with that shity joke
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i saw the title and was just bout say
"dont think so"
then i read it
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"dont think so"
then i read it
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Umm okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mothers day is in marchWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I thought it was super cute! Www@Enter-QA@Com
I should't have drank all that beer!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
um next thursday is thnx-giving dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
No!. Mother's Day is in March!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u r probably very confused,
though all ur mind u seem to have used,
but i am not even least amused!Www@Enter-QA@Com
though all ur mind u seem to have used,
but i am not even least amused!Www@Enter-QA@Com
UMMM!.!.!.NO! its in march in u live in the usa!. Www@Enter-QA@Com