Give me a funny joke im in the mood for laughter?!


Question: Give me a funny joke im in the mood for laughter!?
this made me laugh a minute ago but now i need more: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=mAw4Y-0lt!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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luvin the fat fighters vid and heres a couple of jokes

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink!."
The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it!.''

Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate!?
They cant get past the white belt


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To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL!. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell!. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell!. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing!?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"


HERES ANOTHER
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building!.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage! If I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef and Cabbage, and jumped to his death!.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too!.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the Bologna, and jumped to his
death as well!.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping!. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned Beef and Cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him Tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much!."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife!.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me!. He makes his own lunch



ANOTHER ONE

So three girls are stuck on a desert island and one of them finds a magic lamp, so she brings it back to the other two girls and they all rub it and the genie comes out and says, "You have three wishes that I will grant you!." so the first girl, a brunette says, "I wish I was back home!" *POOF* she vanished!. So the second girl, a red-head, says,"I wish I was back home!" *POOF* again she vanished!. So the third girl, a blonde looks around and starts looking panicked and says, "I wish my friend were back!"


ANOTHER ONE
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation!. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room!. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish!. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money!. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands!. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think!.!.!." and was promptly sucked into the mirror!.
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A blonde buys her first car, she decides to go visit a friend in another city!. She tells her mother she will be back in three days and heads out!. On the third day her mother is waiting, but the blond isn't home!. So the mother waits and waits for her daughter!. Finally on the fifth day the blond makes it home!. The mother gives her a hug and says I was so worried, what took you so long, did you have car trouble!? The blonde replied no, it's those stupid car manufactures they don't know how to make a car!. They give you three gears to get there and only one to get back!.

Hope I didn't offend any blondes out there, I'm one my self!. Just trying to brighten someons day!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

knowck know
whos there
boo
boo who
no need to cry its only me
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my teachers so old she spent her llyf re writing the essay

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il tel u a prank i dun
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i was dared to put a stink bomb in the english class room
nd i did
but i put under the most nerdiest guys chair
and sum guy saw me nd ma m8s lufin
nd hes lyk euuuuh 1 of of dus a fart
and nex thing you know
evry1 ran out of the class
the teacher told us 2 go bak in
so we all had to
it STANKKK of egg
and we all had to handle it
and then my m8 purpously said it was the nerd (adam)
he has a stink bomb under his chair
and the teacher cheked his bag
he was soo worried
it was hilarious
but worth it
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An Irishman goes for a job at a farm!.

The farmer asks "have you ever shoed a horse before!?"

The Irishman replies "no, but I once told a donkey to f-u-c-k off"

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How many animals fit in a pair of pantyhose!?
10 piggies
2 calves
a beaver
an ***
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Do you know what the problem is with a one handed butler!?

They can dish it out but they can't take it!.!.!.

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There's a boy named Johnny and he was selling bananas!.
Then there was a person who was going to buy the bananas but the person who was going to buy it doesn't know what is Johnny selling!.
So, the person asked Johnny, ''What's that!?''!. Johnny said, ''Bananas!.''!. Then the person asked Johnny, ''How much is that!?''!. Johnny said, ''12 dollars!.''!. And then the person asked Johnny, ''Can I buy that!?''!. Johnny said, ''Sure!''!. Then the person bought it!. Then next day, Johnny was sweeping the floor at the place where he was selling the bananas but he was going to pee in the comfort room and he saw a Kidnapper!. Then the Kidnapper asked Johnny, ''What's your name!?!. Johnny said, ''Bananas!.''!. Then the Kidnapper asked Johnny, ''How old are you!?''!. Johnny said, ''12 dollars!.''!. Then the Kidnapper asked Johnny, ''Can I kill you!?''!. Johnny said, ''Sure!''!. Then the Kidnapper killed Johnny and Johnny died!


The End!!!




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