Can you answer these retarded riddles?!


Question: Can you answer these retarded riddles!?
ok! so, i was going through my riddle collection and got these riddle!.!.!.i thought they are pretty retarded cuz the answer doesn't make sense at first and when it does, it's not funny!.!.!.can you answer them!?

1!. Why is it so easy to weigh fish!?

2!. A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope!. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away!. The horse gets the water easily!. How is this!?

3!. If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift!.

4!. There's a one story house that's all blue inside!. The floor was blue, the lamps were blue,the walls were blue,everything was blue!. So what color were the interior stairs!?

5!. A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums,
Now how can that be!?

6!. What is half of 2+2!?

7!. What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea!?

8!. What walks all day on its head!?

9!. What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal!?

10!. The one who made it, didn't want it!.
The one who bought it, didn't need it!.
The one who used it, never saw it!. What is it!?

ok! as usual, the first correct answer gets the points (and unlike others, i will do it in 4 hrs sharp)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
1!. because they have scales
2!. The horse is tied to the rope but the rope isn't tied to anything!. So the horse is free
3!. electric trains dont blow smoke
4!. There is no stairs
5!. If he has no eyes he cant see the tree
6!. 3
7!. the rock will get wet
8!. a nail in a horseshoe
9!. a carpet
10!. a coffinWww@Enter-QA@Com

1, they have their own scales
2, the rope isn't tied to anything to hold the horse still
3, electric trains don't have smoke
4, single story houses don't have stairs
5, they weren't plums, he didn't know what he was taking cause he couldn't see them
6, 2
7, it would splash, get wet and sink
8, a nail in a shoe
9, carpet
10, a coffinWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Because it comes with scales

2!. The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything!

3!. Electric trains don't produce smoke

4!. There's no stairs because it's one storey

5!. He's a scarecrow

6!. 3

7!. It gets wet

8!. A nail in a horseshoe

9!. carpet

10!. coffin

teehee
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1!. They have scales
2!. the other end is not tied to anything
3!. electric train has no smoke
4!. its one story
5!. has only one eye
6!. 2
7!. it sinks
8!. head of a nail on a horseshoe
9!. roadkill
10!. coffin
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1 no scales
2 it isnt tied to anything
3 it's electric no smoke
4 it's 1 story no stairs
5 he doesnt have eyes he had an eye
6 3
7 nothing
8 a nail stuck in a shoe
9 carpet
10 coffinWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!.they come with their own scales!.
2!. the other end wasn't tied to anything!.
3!. electric trains are smokeless
4!.no stairs inside it's only one story!.
5!. scarecrowbut that's not really a man is it!?
6!.2+ the other half is 2!?
7!. it splashes and gets wet
8!.tacks in a good shoe heel
9!. roadkill, carpet!?
10!.a casketWww@Enter-QA@Com



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