Is this joke funny LOL?!
Question: Is this joke funny LOL!?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"
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I know this joke!.
I posted it in some of these questions!.
It's funny at first , but after it isn't anymore!.
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I posted it in some of these questions!.
It's funny at first , but after it isn't anymore!.
(My opinion!. Plz don't put thumbs down for me !)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very old joke now, no longer funny after the 1st time round!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahha nice it made me laugh
i was kinda shocked!
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i was kinda shocked!
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YEAH! I smiled, yeah its made my chucle a little bitt
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LOL but here's a better one:
this little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears thumping sound coming from his parents' room!.
Finally, one morning he goes to his mum and says: Mummy, every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him
his mum was taken by surprise and says: oh!.!.!.!.!.well!.!.!.!.!.ah!.!.!.!.!.i'm, er bouncing on his stomach because he is fat and that makes him thin again!.
And the boys says: well, that won't work'
his mum asked: why!?
and the boys replies: because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back upWww@Enter-QA@Com
this little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears thumping sound coming from his parents' room!.
Finally, one morning he goes to his mum and says: Mummy, every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him
his mum was taken by surprise and says: oh!.!.!.!.!.well!.!.!.!.!.ah!.!.!.!.!.i'm, er bouncing on his stomach because he is fat and that makes him thin again!.
And the boys says: well, that won't work'
his mum asked: why!?
and the boys replies: because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back upWww@Enter-QA@Com