Now now in these bad times, are these not true?!
Question: Now now in these bad times, are these not true!?
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius!.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex!.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower!.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing!.
BROKER — What my broker has made me!.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell!.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock!.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves!.
FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected!.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks!.
CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet!.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share!.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share!.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse!.
PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius!.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex!.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower!.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing!.
BROKER — What my broker has made me!.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell!.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock!.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves!.
FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected!.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks!.
CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet!.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share!.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share!.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse!.
PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Very witty!.
Thanks!.
I always love you humor, always has a twist!.
Not dry , predictable!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!.
I always love you humor, always has a twist!.
Not dry , predictable!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing!.@Www@Enter-QA@Com
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who thinks of these things!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
who thinks of these things!? Www@Enter-QA@Com