Now now in these bad times, are these not true?!


Question: Now now in these bad times, are these not true!?
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius!.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex!.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower!.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing!.

BROKER — What my broker has made me!.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell!.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock!.

STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves!.

FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected!.

MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks!.

CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet!.

YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share!.

WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share!.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse!.

PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yeahhhhh tell me about it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Very witty!.
Thanks!.
I always love you humor, always has a twist!.
Not dry , predictable!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing!.@Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha,, very clever
who thinks of these things!? Www@Enter-QA@Com



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