A joke for this morning???????!
Question: A joke for this morning!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pathan Joke
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention!.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid!. Can I have a volunteer!?"
A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage!. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15!?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed!. Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance!."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5!?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2!?"
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream!.!.!.
GIVE "HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention!.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid!. Can I have a volunteer!?"
A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage!. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15!?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed!. Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance!."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5!?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2!?"
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream!.!.!.
GIVE "HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very nice!.I have heard this first timeabout pathansWww@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!.I have heard this first timeabout pathansWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was awsome!.!.!. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good 1! i give that a gold star also!.!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, omg funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard this joke many times in the context of sardars as well as blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did not know where that one was going, but it ended up really being funny! Give ya a Gold Star for that one! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one lol :) !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Such a cute joke!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one
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good joke
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lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha nice! BTW, what are Pathans!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that is hilarious but i still dont no wat pathans are
star 4 u anyway cuz ur funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
star 4 u anyway cuz ur funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
really a nice one!.!.
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lolls!.!.!!!
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