3 jokes. Tell me what ya think.?!


Question: 3 jokes!. Tell me what ya think!.!?
You're stuck in a room with a murderer, a bisexual rapist, and a lawyer!. You have a gun with 2 bullets who do you shoot!?


The lawyer, twice!.

How many Jonnys (my friend who made this!.) does it take to screw in a light bulb!?


3, one to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder!.


How many Bretts (me) does it take to screw in a light bulb!?


1, stick it in my stomach and watch it shoot into the socket!.

I'm a little fat but it's going away!.
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sorry!.!.!.these are not very funny!.!.!.well!.!.!.maybe the third one!.!.!.is a little if you worded it differently!.!.!.like:

How my fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
One, they stick it in their stomach and shoot it in the socket!.

Instead of explaining it at the end!.!.!.!.just a suiggestion
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Well I hope you dont have plans to go into comedy any time soon, if you do find some decent material first!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

umm y would you shoot the lawyer the murdere could kill youWww@Enter-QA@Com

Awww bless, they aren't that funny but are incredibly cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it's funny that htey weren't funny at all!. lol, i don't get the first one!.!.!. and the second and third ones are kinda lame!. sorry :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

there kinda goodWww@Enter-QA@Com



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