Can someone give me a joke or an attention getter about a Sheriff?!
Question: Can someone give me a joke or an attention getter about a Sheriff!?
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The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day!.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff!.
"Howdy, stranger!.!.!."
"Howdy, Sheriff!.!.!."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss right on the horses ***!.
He dropped the horse's tail,stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon!.
"Hold on, Mister!.!.!."
"Sheriff!?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw!?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff!.!.!.I got me some powerful chapped lips!.!.!."
"And that cures them!?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!."
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The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff!.
"Howdy, stranger!.!.!."
"Howdy, Sheriff!.!.!."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss right on the horses ***!.
He dropped the horse's tail,stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon!.
"Hold on, Mister!.!.!."
"Sheriff!?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw!?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff!.!.!.I got me some powerful chapped lips!.!.!."
"And that cures them!?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!."
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The sheriff of a small town walked out into the street and saw a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and boots!.
The sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure!. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this!?"
The cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff!.!.!. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asked me to go out to her motor home with her!.!.!. and I did!. We went inside and she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt!. so I did!.!.!. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did!.!.!.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did!.!.!. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says, 'Now go to town cowboy!.!.!.'
So here I am!."
Hope that is appropriate!!
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The sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure!. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this!?"
The cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff!.!.!. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asked me to go out to her motor home with her!.!.!. and I did!. We went inside and she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt!. so I did!.!.!. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did!.!.!.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did!.!.!. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says, 'Now go to town cowboy!.!.!.'
So here I am!."
Hope that is appropriate!!
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