Alot of blonde jokes lol (dont take them personally blondes)?!


Question: Alot of blonde jokes lol (dont take them personally blondes)!?
no offense to any of you peole that are blonde though!. theses are just JOKES!.> >I knew a girl that was so
> >>> > > > stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she called me to get my phone
> >>> > > > number!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she spent 20 minutes looking at the!?
> >>> > > > orange juice box because it said
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > "concentrate!."
> >>> > > >!?
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > &g t; >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she put lipstick on her forehead
> >>> > > > because she wanted to "make up" her!?
> >>> > > > mind!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
> >>> > > > order!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she
> >>> >sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> & gt; > >
> >>> > > > she tried to drown a fish!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she thought a quart erback was a
> refund!.
> >>>>>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she got locked in a grocery store and
> >>> > > > starved to
> >>> > > > > >
> >>> > > > death!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >!?
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > > she tripped over a cordless phone!.
> >>> > > >
> >> ;> > > >!?
> >>> > > > > > she took a ruler to the bed to see how long
> >>> > > > she slept!.
> >>> > > >!?
> > >> > she asked for a price check at the
> Dollar Store!.
> >>> >>> > > >!?
> >>> >> > > she studied for a blood test!.
> >>> > > >!?
> >>> > > >>> > > >
> >>> > > > she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
> cats!.
> >>> > > >!?
> > > > when she heard that 90% of all crimes
> >>> > > > occur around the home,
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >> > > > she moved!.
> >>> > > > >!?> > > when she missed the 44 bus, she took
> >>> > > > the 22 bus twice
> >!? lol there u go hope u like them! if u have any more please tell!
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > instead!.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >!?
> >>> > > > when she took you to the airport and
> >>> > > > saw a sign that said
> >>> > > >
> > > > "Airport Left" she turned around and
> >>> > > > went home
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Answers:
How do you drown a blonde!? Put a scratch and sniff at the boittom of a pool!.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday!? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!.

So three girls on a sinking boat!. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette!. So the redhead tries to swim to help, swims 3/4 of the way to civilization and drowns!. The brunette then swims halfway and drowns!. Then the blonde swims halfway, gets tired, and swims back and the boat sinks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde dyed her hair brown and said to a brunette, I like your hair!. The brunette said , "Thanks, but mine is actually real!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i heard ALL of these before

not funny anymoreWww@Enter-QA@Com



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