Will anyone give me some good jokes to tell at school tomorrow?Please!?!
Question: Will anyone give me some good jokes to tell at school tomorrow!?Please!!?
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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work!.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps!. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet!.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here!."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is!."
Boy - "I have a baseball!."
Man - "That's nice!."
Boy - "Want to buy it!?"
Man - "No, thanks!."
Boy - "My dad's outside!."
Man - "OK, how much!?"
Boy - "$250!."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together!.
Boy - "It's dark in here!."
Man - "Yes, it is!."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove!."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much!?"
Boy - "$750!."
Man - "Fine!."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove!. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!."
The boy says, "I can't!. I sold them!."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for!?"
The son says "$1,000!."
The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!. That's way more than those two things cost!. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess!."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door!.
The boy says, "It's dark in here!."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
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One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps!. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet!.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here!."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is!."
Boy - "I have a baseball!."
Man - "That's nice!."
Boy - "Want to buy it!?"
Man - "No, thanks!."
Boy - "My dad's outside!."
Man - "OK, how much!?"
Boy - "$250!."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together!.
Boy - "It's dark in here!."
Man - "Yes, it is!."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove!."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much!?"
Boy - "$750!."
Man - "Fine!."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove!. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!."
The boy says, "I can't!. I sold them!."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for!?"
The son says "$1,000!."
The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!. That's way more than those two things cost!. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess!."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door!.
The boy says, "It's dark in here!."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
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1) This young boy walks in on his parents having sex and gets pissed!. His father however just laughed at him, so the the boy walks down the hall into his grandma's room and starts having sex with her!. His father walks in to check on him and sees what's going on, and yells, hey man WTF!. Then the son says uh hun you see it's not so funny when it's your mama is it!?
2) There was this sailor and this soldier that had both died in a war at the same time and they both arrived in Heaven at the same time!. St!. Peter came and gave both of them their wings, but he warned them that if at any given time they had any inappropriate or unclean thoughts, their wings would automatically fall off!. Just as they had put their wings on, this beautiful angel shimmed passed them with a nice smile and smellying real flesh and clean, and the soldiers wings fell right off!. Then when the soldier bent over to pick up his wings, the sailors wings fell off!.
3) There was this couple that had been married for ten years, and for their tenth year anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel they were in ten years ago for their honeymoon!. They went back to the hotel and even got in the same hotel room they were in when they honeymooned!.They drunk champaigne and everything was just perfect just as it was ten years ago when they got married!. They where starring at each other from across the room in their robes, then they took the robes off!. At a given signal they ran towards each other, but since they had been drinking all that champaigne they missed each other and the cat flew right out the window like two flights down!. The bell man came rushing outside because he heard all this noise!. The man says get me something to cover myself with i'm naked here I need to walk through the lobby so that I could get back up to my room!. The bell man says you don't need nothing to cover yourself with, if you want to get back to your room, you can just walk on through the lobby because ain't nobody in the lobby!. The mans says what you mean ain't nobody in the lobby, the bell man says ain't nobody in the lobby because everybody left to go upstairs to watch 'em take this chick off the door knob!.
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2) There was this sailor and this soldier that had both died in a war at the same time and they both arrived in Heaven at the same time!. St!. Peter came and gave both of them their wings, but he warned them that if at any given time they had any inappropriate or unclean thoughts, their wings would automatically fall off!. Just as they had put their wings on, this beautiful angel shimmed passed them with a nice smile and smellying real flesh and clean, and the soldiers wings fell right off!. Then when the soldier bent over to pick up his wings, the sailors wings fell off!.
3) There was this couple that had been married for ten years, and for their tenth year anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel they were in ten years ago for their honeymoon!. They went back to the hotel and even got in the same hotel room they were in when they honeymooned!.They drunk champaigne and everything was just perfect just as it was ten years ago when they got married!. They where starring at each other from across the room in their robes, then they took the robes off!. At a given signal they ran towards each other, but since they had been drinking all that champaigne they missed each other and the cat flew right out the window like two flights down!. The bell man came rushing outside because he heard all this noise!. The man says get me something to cover myself with i'm naked here I need to walk through the lobby so that I could get back up to my room!. The bell man says you don't need nothing to cover yourself with, if you want to get back to your room, you can just walk on through the lobby because ain't nobody in the lobby!. The mans says what you mean ain't nobody in the lobby, the bell man says ain't nobody in the lobby because everybody left to go upstairs to watch 'em take this chick off the door knob!.
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wat do u call a blonde w/ 2 brain cells!?
pregnant!
Why did the blonde hav a sore bellybutton!?
cause her boyfriend was blonde too!
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pregnant!
Why did the blonde hav a sore bellybutton!?
cause her boyfriend was blonde too!
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i didn't come up with this what's the difference between beer nuts and derr nuts beer nuts are a buck twenty nine and deer nuts r just under a buckWww@Enter-QA@Com