A few more jokes to make you laugh,,,,,,,enjoy....?!
Question: A few more jokes to make you laugh,,,,,,,enjoy!.!.!.!.!?
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger!."
The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed!. "oh, sorry!.!." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger!."
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun!. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead!.
Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief!. She takes the gun and puts it to her head!.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it!." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next!."
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car!?
A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger!.
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, "how did you die"!?
"I froze to death," says the second!.
"That's awful" says the first blonde!. "How does it feel to freeze to death!?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde!. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes!. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go!. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping!."
"How about you, how did you die!?" asked the second blonde!.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde!. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly!. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV!. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died!.
The second blonde shakes her head!. "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!."
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A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger!."
The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed!. "oh, sorry!.!." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger!."
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun!. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead!.
Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief!. She takes the gun and puts it to her head!.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it!." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next!."
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car!?
A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger!.
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, "how did you die"!?
"I froze to death," says the second!.
"That's awful" says the first blonde!. "How does it feel to freeze to death!?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde!. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes!. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go!. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping!."
"How about you, how did you die!?" asked the second blonde!.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde!. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly!. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV!. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died!.
The second blonde shakes her head!. "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!."
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