Another blonde joke...?!


Question: Another blonde joke!.!.!.!?
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart!.



While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand!.



Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint!. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat!. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time!.



He goes over and asks her if she is OK!. She replies Yes!."



He asks what she is doing!. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting

the house!.



He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat!.



She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said:

FOR BEST RESULTS USE TWO COATS
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Answers:
Here's another:

A blonde Frenchwoman had moved to NYC!. As time passed, she couldn't find a good job and was growing homesick for France but had no money to return!.

One day, she was in a bar and struck up a conversation with a guy she met there and wound up telling him her problems!. He said, "You're in luck - I happen to be a steward on a cruise ship!. I can smuggle you on board and bring you food during the trip!. All you have to do is share my bed during the voyage and stay in my cabin out of sight!." The woman thinks a bit, then agrees!.

As the days turn into weeks, the woman gets restless and finally slips out to go for a walk!. Unfortunately, she runs into an officer and she pleads not to be thrown in the brig as a stowaway!. The officer has her tell the whole story and then says, "Miss, I have to intention of arresting you!. First off, we don't imprison stowaways on this ship!. Secondly, you've been taken advantage of by a member of my crew!. But mostly, because this is the Staten Island Ferry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha
that reminds me about how my ex-girlfriend is probably gunna be later on in life
thanks soooo much
that just made my day!!!
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pretty good!. the other one above me was good too!.!.!.porsche!. nice!. and it is always good to use 2 coats!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

CUTE!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't worry, you still have your day job!.!.!.!.!.rightWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a joke shouldn't be that long to read!.!.!.

Lost interest!.!. HAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

I laughed, and so that helps my day go smoother!. Thanks!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Golden Classic!.!. love it!
Reminds me of another good one:
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!. "Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"

The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.

"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not pronounced 'Porch' It's 'Porsche'!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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