Tell me a funny story - i'm at work til seven?!
Question: Tell me a funny story - i'm at work til seven!?
anything really!. a joke, a story, an anecdote!. whatever!. entertain me for a minute and i'll give you a 10star!. i've been laughing at this one girl's emo joke for a minute!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
a Dirty joke
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop!. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla!."
He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head!?"
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that!?"
"I'll tell you why," says the dad!. "There's really only three things a man wants in life!.
First, he wants a nice big truck!. See that nice big truck parked outside!? That's mine!.
Second, he wants a nice big house!. I have one of the biggest houses in town!. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop!. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla!."
He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head!?"
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that!?"
"I'll tell you why," says the dad!. "There's really only three things a man wants in life!.
First, he wants a nice big truck!. See that nice big truck parked outside!? That's mine!.
Second, he wants a nice big house!. I have one of the biggest houses in town!. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday!.
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you!?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O!.K!. Just don't look down!."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that!?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O!.K!."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep!." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you!?" and the guy says "Um, O!.K!. Just don't look under the covers!."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers!. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O!.K!." and he falls asleep!.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off!."
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The boy on a nude beach!.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach!. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water!. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are!." So he goes back to play!. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are!." So he goes back to play!. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach!. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water!. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are!." So he goes back to play!. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are!." So he goes back to play!. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde arrives for her university final examination, which consists of questions requiring yes or no answers!. She takes her seat in the examination hall and stares hopelessly at the exam paper for 5 minutes!. Then in a fit of inspiration, she takes her purse out, takes out a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "yes" for heads and "no" for tails!. Within half an hour she is finsihedm while the rest of the class is still writing madly!. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperatly throwing the coin, muttering and sweating!. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks whats going on!.
'I finished my exam in half and hour; she tells him, "but in rechecking my answers'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'I finished my exam in half and hour; she tells him, "but in rechecking my answers'Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife got a check from a survey company for filling out a couple of surveys about consumer products, etc!. Anyway, the checks are made out to "bearer" because they don't want to give cash!. Well, when my wife goes to the bank to
cash the check, her conversation with the teller goes something like this:
Teller: I can't cash this check, it's not made out to you!.
Wife: I know, It's made out to the BEARER!.
Teller: Right!. So I can't cash it!.
Wife: I AM the bearer!.
Teller: Your name is Donna ***!.
Irritated wife: The check is made out to the bearer, I am the bearer of the check!.
Teller: Is this **to** a company!.
Wife: **Sigh** NO!. It is **from** a company, made out to the
**BEARER** of the check which is ME!.
Teller: Let me go talk to my manager!.
So the MANAGER comes over and says: Ma'am, we can't cash this check, it doesn't have your name on it!. So my wife goes into extreme detail about how she got the check, why her name wasn't on the check, and finally says:
Wife: Why don't you go find a dictionary and look up the word Bearer!.
So the Manager leaves, is gone for a good 10 minutes and finally whispers to the teller to go ahead and cash the check!.!.!. And they say that customer service
doesn't exist anymore!. Sheesh!
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cash the check, her conversation with the teller goes something like this:
Teller: I can't cash this check, it's not made out to you!.
Wife: I know, It's made out to the BEARER!.
Teller: Right!. So I can't cash it!.
Wife: I AM the bearer!.
Teller: Your name is Donna ***!.
Irritated wife: The check is made out to the bearer, I am the bearer of the check!.
Teller: Is this **to** a company!.
Wife: **Sigh** NO!. It is **from** a company, made out to the
**BEARER** of the check which is ME!.
Teller: Let me go talk to my manager!.
So the MANAGER comes over and says: Ma'am, we can't cash this check, it doesn't have your name on it!. So my wife goes into extreme detail about how she got the check, why her name wasn't on the check, and finally says:
Wife: Why don't you go find a dictionary and look up the word Bearer!.
So the Manager leaves, is gone for a good 10 minutes and finally whispers to the teller to go ahead and cash the check!.!.!. And they say that customer service
doesn't exist anymore!. Sheesh!
Hope this helps!
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a woman calls up her boss an weakly says "I'm not feeling well so I'm taking a sick day!."
Her boss asks "what's wrong!?"
She answers "I have anal glaucoma!."
Her boss says "What the hell is anal glaucoma!?!"
And she says "well I can't see my *** coming into work today!."
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Her boss asks "what's wrong!?"
She answers "I have anal glaucoma!."
Her boss says "What the hell is anal glaucoma!?!"
And she says "well I can't see my *** coming into work today!."
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