Heres few jokes for u all ........?!
Question: Heres few jokes for u all !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms!. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child!.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that!."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!."
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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new
class!.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who
thinks he or she is stupid please stand up!?"
After a minute or so of silence, a little johnny stood up!.
"Well, hello there sir!. So you actually think you're a moron!?" the
professor asked!.
Johnny replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing
there all by yourself!."
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Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity!. Isn't that wonderful!?"
Little johnny: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything!."
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A high school teacher was giving a true/false test!. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work!. He came upon and saw little johnny who was flipping a coin, then writing!.
The teacher shook his head and walked on!. A little while later, when everyone was finished with the test, the teacher noticed johnny was all nervous, erasing his aswers and flipping the coin!.
Teacher: what are you doing!?
Little johnny: I'm checking the answers!.
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics!.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that
this chair does not exist!."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion!. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting
to refute the existence of the chair!. One member of the class
however, was up and finished in less than a minute!.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group
wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written
anything at all!. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair!?"
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playground, Ms!. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child!.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that!."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!."
----------------------------------
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new
class!.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who
thinks he or she is stupid please stand up!?"
After a minute or so of silence, a little johnny stood up!.
"Well, hello there sir!. So you actually think you're a moron!?" the
professor asked!.
Johnny replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing
there all by yourself!."
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity!. Isn't that wonderful!?"
Little johnny: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything!."
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A high school teacher was giving a true/false test!. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work!. He came upon and saw little johnny who was flipping a coin, then writing!.
The teacher shook his head and walked on!. A little while later, when everyone was finished with the test, the teacher noticed johnny was all nervous, erasing his aswers and flipping the coin!.
Teacher: what are you doing!?
Little johnny: I'm checking the answers!.
--------------------------------------
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics!.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that
this chair does not exist!."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion!. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting
to refute the existence of the chair!. One member of the class
however, was up and finished in less than a minute!.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group
wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written
anything at all!. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair!?"
lol gimme a star if ya like them
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Answers:
lol they were funny
liked the coin one lol
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liked the coin one lol
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Did you come up with those yourself!? I liked the last two!. Clever, clever!. =]
(But I do have a question about the last one!.!.!.if he was supposed to use everything he learned that semester and you said an array of topics was covered, how could he get away with "What chair!?" and get an 'A'!? It's not that serious, it's just me being my pedantic self!. ;-)) Www@Enter-QA@Com
(But I do have a question about the last one!.!.!.if he was supposed to use everything he learned that semester and you said an array of topics was covered, how could he get away with "What chair!?" and get an 'A'!? It's not that serious, it's just me being my pedantic self!. ;-)) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just ignore roderick ,,,,,,,,
You getting a star because I enjoyed them all
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You getting a star because I enjoyed them all
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Hahaha very funny jokes!!.!.thanks for posting
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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does the chair thing have to do with "I think, therefore I am"!?
Anyway, haha good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway, haha good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
star 4 you, 2 points 4 meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha not bad :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
all old and stupid boring jokes i dont think u deserve a star i dont even think u desrve a square im sorry but if i wanted to listen to lame jokes i would have asked my grannyWww@Enter-QA@Com