Heaven VS Hell (JOKE)?!
Question: Heaven VS Hell (JOKE)!?
There were two brothers!. One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful!.
His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things
that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt!.
The bad brother died!. He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his ways!.
Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven!. Everything was
beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very happy!.
One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there!.
God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to Hell instead!.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see his brother!.
So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother!.
He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other!.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with you!.
It is so beautiful here and I love it!. But I don't understand - if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell,
why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde!? It hardly seems like a punishment"!.
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son!.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things
that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt!.
The bad brother died!. He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his ways!.
Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven!. Everything was
beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very happy!.
One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there!.
God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to Hell instead!.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see his brother!.
So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother!.
He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other!.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with you!.
It is so beautiful here and I love it!. But I don't understand - if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell,
why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde!? It hardly seems like a punishment"!.
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son!.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. a little dirty!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA, FUNNY AS ***!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm impressed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh gosh, thats sexual!.
But funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
But funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.funny!.!.but hey hell still sound like fun!.!.!.there still other things you can do without a hole :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its also one of funniest joke I ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aha!. lol!.
NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke You're one of a kind Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW im defiantly shaping up i dont wanna end up like that! dear god thats a good one!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice 1!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i got that one instantly
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5* of 5 !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. the quest!. is !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? F**k the beer & HAVE the blonde or viceversa !?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah that's a corker of a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT was funny star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA i have to give u props for that!!!
thats halarious!.!hahaha LMFAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats halarious!.!hahaha LMFAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol rof lmao roflmfao ur funny two stars for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wasn't expecting that punch line!.!.I laughed, so yeh funny!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com