A chinese, An Italian and a Scotsman working (JOKE)?!
Question: A chinese, An Italian and a Scotsman working (JOKE)!?
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site!.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand!.
He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping!.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling!.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies!.'
He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while!. 'I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand!.'
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched!.
He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it!?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom!. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere!.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile!.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel!. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither!.'
The foreman is really angry now!. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent!.
Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells,
'SUPPLIES!!!!
STAR!.!. if you like thanks =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand!.
He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping!.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling!.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies!.'
He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while!. 'I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand!.'
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched!.
He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it!?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom!. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere!.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile!.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel!. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither!.'
The foreman is really angry now!. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent!.
Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells,
'SUPPLIES!!!!
STAR!.!. if you like thanks =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This joke is funnier than the first one, I actually laughed out loud!. Good one!. Star 4 u!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
the italian said i'll do just like mamma , the scot said i need some buckets (about s3x '6' or '7' ) but the chinese was TAKEn AWAY !
------as for the '' hell n heaven'' joke , it could
be heaven to have Beer n Blonde (B n B) ,but if the blonde was a man it could be hell for naughty bro!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. i think i will start to behave from now on !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just in case !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
------as for the '' hell n heaven'' joke , it could
be heaven to have Beer n Blonde (B n B) ,but if the blonde was a man it could be hell for naughty bro!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. i think i will start to behave from now on !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just in case !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The was pretty funny an unexpected!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Its really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHA i LiKED iT
VERy FUNNY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
VERy FUNNY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww! That's cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
um I think I got it!? after like five minutes of thinking!.!.!. he said "surprise" cuz he couldn't pronounce the "L", right!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have seen this joke several times now and its not so funny as when you first see it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
:D
Great joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i finally got it!! thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny, star, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kinda lame, but still good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFL wow it took me a while to get that one!.!.!.!.that was funny thanks for that! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL hahahaha that seriously funny!.!.i'll tell it to my Chinese friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha!.!.you have a greatttttttt sense of humor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grr I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
was that a joke!?!?
ok ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice and star edWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah! don't know why i think thats so funny, but it is!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. what!? don't get it!. sorry
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!.!.!. i'm not laughing!. i don't get it!. did the chinese man think the dude siad suprise!.!.!.!? 360 me and explainWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why its funny since we see the punchline coming right from the start, but it is!. well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com