How about a joke about a frog?!
Question: How about a joke about a frog!?
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company!. So, off to the pet shop she went!. She searched and searched!. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog!. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her!.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME!. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'!
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS!. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO!?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old!.!.!.!.!.!. NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK Www@Enter-QA@Com
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO!. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME!. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY!.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else!. So, she bought the frog!. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her!. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!.'!
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog!.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS!.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS!. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO!?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old!.!.!.!.!.!. NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol - so what does it say about the ones that do think its funny then!?
^^^ (saying prayers to not go to hell) Www@Enter-QA@Com
^^^ (saying prayers to not go to hell) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office!.
The guy has a duck on his head!.
The psychiatrist looks up at him from his desk and says :
" You really seem to have a problem, don't you !? "
And the duck says : " Yeah, how do I get this guy off my @ss !? "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some people have no sense of humor!. I thought it was very funny!. I guess they are too young to appreciate old people jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!.
best joke I've heard in awhile
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best joke I've heard in awhile
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There's hope for me! A star for you~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved it!!! Totally rocked!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny !.!.!.!.!. not dead, so true !.!.!.!.!.!. thanks for the laugh = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
You made me laugh out loud! Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
good on her :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good on her :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.well at least she didn't croak!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Can't say I didn't enjoy that one being old here and all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
great joke, it brought me to my knees, not kidding!.
Take care
Dave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take care
Dave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So do less young guys!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Great joke!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and a * 4 u!.!.!.!.!.!.
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very clever you had me its just very confusing!. ur supposed to ask questions not place statments, right!?
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that's not even funny!.!.!. and it's gross!.Www@Enter-QA@Com