Another one!!! .................=)?!

I hope this one works better!

A teacher asks the class!.!.!.!.!.

Teacher: If there are 5 birds perching on the fence and one got shot, how many are left!?

Boy: None, because they all flew away!.

Teacher: The answer is four, but I like your thinking!.

Boy: I have a question for you!.
There are 3 woman sitting in a park, eating ice-cream
One is licking it delicately
Another one gobbled down the top, and is now sucking on the cone,
The last one is biting of the top of the ice-cream slowly!.
Which one is married!?

The teacher turns red then replied!.!.!."I'm guessing the one that is sucking on the cone!."

Boy: The answer is the one with a wedding ring, But i like your thinking =)

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