How a marriage works - All men should read this?!
Question: How a marriage works - All men should read this!?
A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks!. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies!.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back!.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh!?' asked the wife!.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face!. I' m going to have a beer!.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love!?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc!.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollypop!.!.!.but at the bar!.!.!.youknow!.!.!.they have frozen glasses!.!.!.'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face!?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it!.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long, I'll be right back!. I promise!. OK!?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh!?' She opened the oven and tookout 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs inblankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc!.
'But my sweet honey!.!.!. At the bar!.!.!. You know!.!.!.theres swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!.'
'You want dirty words, ********!? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f***ing snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole!?'
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and, they lived happily ever after!.
Now, isn't that a sweet story!?
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So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back!.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh!?' asked the wife!.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face!. I' m going to have a beer!.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love!?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc!.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollypop!.!.!.but at the bar!.!.!.youknow!.!.!.they have frozen glasses!.!.!.'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face!?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it!.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long, I'll be right back!. I promise!. OK!?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh!?' She opened the oven and tookout 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs inblankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc!.
'But my sweet honey!.!.!. At the bar!.!.!. You know!.!.!.theres swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!.'
'You want dirty words, ********!? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f***ing snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole!?'
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and, they lived happily ever after!.
Now, isn't that a sweet story!?
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Answers:
Yes - ALL men should read that!. It isn't quite that bad, but it's close!
Why, do you suppose, the gays would want to be married! The straights can't even get along! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why, do you suppose, the gays would want to be married! The straights can't even get along! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, but the sequel is where he's home so often she gets pissed off and sends him to the bar so she can have some peace!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Cie le Vie!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that put a smile on my face!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that did put a smile on my face! thanks
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yay thats rite stay at home fellas have some respect!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha what a sweet and loving wife :)Www@Enter-QA@Com