How about one last joke for the night?!
Question: How about one last joke for the night!?
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer,
"And what starting salary were you looking for!?"
The programmer said,
"In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package!."
The HR Person said,
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette!?"
The programmer sat up straight and said,
"Wow!!! Are you kidding!?"
And the HR Person said,
"Certainly, !.!.!.but you started it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"And what starting salary were you looking for!?"
The programmer said,
"In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package!."
The HR Person said,
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette!?"
The programmer sat up straight and said,
"Wow!!! Are you kidding!?"
And the HR Person said,
"Certainly, !.!.!.but you started it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Shockingly funky!.!.!.monkey monkey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not much of an human resources person!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh!. It was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not too funny!. good !.good luck !.look in forward 4 more funny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! OMG!! now i hav the giggles!! :P
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noooooooooooooooooo very lame!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny indeed worth a star!.!.!. good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
love it !, !.!.would suck to be the applicant though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, this is a wonderful golden oldie, I needed to smile, ta!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, Good joke!. I smiled but could not laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com