I hope you won't be offended by this very rude joke?!

A puny little man walks into a chemist shop and asks to speak to the pharmacist privately!. He tell the pharmacist that he wants only one condom but it would have to be specially made as it was to be three feet wide and six feet high!.

The pharmacist was surprised at this request but told the man he would get it sorted out and to come back in a week's time!.

This the man did and asked if it was possible for him to try it on!. The pharmacist told him to go into the back of the shop where he'd have some privacy!. After a few minutes, the pharmacist could hear groans and grunts coming from the back of the shop and being curious decided to see what was happening!. To his surprise the man had stepped inside the condom, had pulled it up around himself and was now struggling to get it over his shoulders due to the tightness of the rubber!.

The pharmacist was astounded and asked why he was doing this!. The man replied that he was always being called a c**t at work and he just wondered what it felt like to be a prick
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