Who needs a joke.........?!

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform!. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works!. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist!.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured!." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor!.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this!." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke!. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!

All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over!?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down!. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news!. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection!.

His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for!?"





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A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon!. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road!.

The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!."

The guy stopped the car!. His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before!.

Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"





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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth!."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out!. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother!. He says, "I know the whole truth!." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father!."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth!." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother!."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door!. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth!."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"





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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son play with his new electric train set in the living room!.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop!. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now because we're leaving!."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now go to your room for two hours!. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language!."

Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains!.

The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings!. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one!."

"For those just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip!."

"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

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