Joke : Dont mess with kids?!


Question: Joke : Dont mess with kids!?

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing!. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work!.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was!.
The girl replied, I'm drawing God!.
The teacher paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like!.

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
They will in a minute!.

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds!.
After explaining the commandment to honour thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

Thou shall not kill!.

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink!. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head!.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Mom Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white!.

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are whiteWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
thanks buddy!. i've never heard those ones: just what i needed to brighten up my studying!. or lack there of!. back to studying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I loved all of them, and - of course - have forwarded them to everyone on my list, including the United Kingdom!. Thanx a lot!. I needed that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha the first one was cute!.
The second one was hilarious!.
And the third one was awesome!.

Thanks!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

the first one was from chicken soup for the soul!. i'm pretty sure the second one was too!. and i have heard the third one tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL hahaha great jokes :) thanks 4 the laugh *4uWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!.
sicckkkkkninnnnnnnggggggggg!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i liked the first two the last one was OKAY but the second one rly made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol so funny star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

that's deepWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't get the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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