Joke : Word processors are not always useful ?!
Question: Joke : Word processors are not always useful !?
A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals!. To personalize each service, he enters a “find and replace” command into his word processor!. The computer then finds the name of the deceased from the previous funeral and replaces it with the name of the deceased for the upcoming one!.
Not long ago, the pastor told the computer to find the name “Mary” and replace it with “Edna!.” The next morning, the funeral was going smoothly until the congregation intoned the Apostles’ Creed!. “Jesus Christ,” they read from the preprinted program, “born of the Virgin Edna!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL! This reminds me of when I was typing an invitation to a Bat Mitzvah and gave it to the girl and her mom to proof before printing out the invitations on the fancy paper!. The little girl started laughing really hard because I had typed "Rabbit" instead of "Rabbi!." I'm glad they were nice and caught the mistake before I ruined all the stationary!.
I'm also a medical transcriptionist but I was typing out an invoice for a construction job and typed lumbar (spine) instead of lumber!. The owner thought it was funny and joked that he wanted me to keep lumbar on the invoice!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm also a medical transcriptionist but I was typing out an invoice for a construction job and typed lumbar (spine) instead of lumber!. The owner thought it was funny and joked that he wanted me to keep lumbar on the invoice!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD I saw this joke somewhere else, but I remember laughing so hard after reading it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Technology!.!.!.soooo helpful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
uuuhhhh yyyyeeeaaaa!. Alrighty thanWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha lazy pastorWww@Enter-QA@Com
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its very possible it has already happened lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaaaaa!.!.!.
not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okayishWww@Enter-QA@Com
not a very nice blooper to have at a funeral!! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!?Www@Enter-QA@Com